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ΕΠΙΣΗΜΗ ΔΩΡΕΑ.

ΟΛΟΙ ΟΙ ΠΟΝΤΟΙ ΠΟΥ ΕΧΩ ΝΑ ΠΑΝΕ
ΣΤΟΝ ΔΙΟΝΥΣΗ ΚΟΥΤΡΟΥΜΠΑΝΟ.

Και όντως φεύγω...χιχιχι...όχι σαν κάποιους άλλους που τάχα-τάχα φεύγουν για Σ/Κ.....

χαχαχαχχαχα!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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xaxaxax.... When Harry Met Sally, έχει απαντηθεί εδώ και πολύ ώρα...!!!
To 74 είναι από When Harry met Sally.
To έχει γράψει ο Mike σαν 75.
Δεν πήγαμε να στο φάμε... απλά είχες κάνει λάθος το νούμερο και δεν το είχε δει ο Αντρέας :wink:

Ναι αγόρι μου το ξέρω...Ευχαριστώ..!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
 

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Πριν φύγεις ρε συ, με τα φρούτα ποια είναι η σωστή απάντηση?

Και εγώ ποτέ δεν είπα ότι φεύγω για Σ/Κ... Είπα ότι θα είμαι στη δουλειά Π/Σ (που ήμουν) :mrgreen:
 

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Νο 84

-Who is it?

-It's Choi.

-You're two hours late.

-I know. It's her fault.

-You got the money?

-Two grand.

-Hold on.

-Hallelujah.
You're my savior.
My own personal Jesus Christ.

-You get caught using that....

-I know. This never happened.
You don't exist.

-Right.
-Something wrong, man?
You look a little whiter than usual.

-My computer, it....
Ever have that feeling where you're
not sure if you're awake or dreaming?

-All the time.
It's called mescaline.

Νο 85

-Good shot, weren't it?

The look on your face!

-You believe this?
That son of a bitch pissed on me.

-Did y'all like that?
I'm cooking up some turds
to go with it.
Nice soft ones.
Have them out to y'all tomorrow.

Νο 86


-Jesus! To think what
I almost got you into

-What are you saying?

-Oh, I ' m so fucked
They just fuck you! And they fuck you!
And they fuck you!
And just when you think it ' s all over
that ' s when the real fucking starts!

-All right calm down
just take a breath

-They won' t stop Nick
I paid the bill
I gave them their fucking money
They won' t leave me alone!

-What ' re they doing to you?

-Everything!
I ' m a goddamned human pinata

-Calm down!
-And why ' re they keep playing
if you ' ve already paid?
-I don' t know

Νο 87

-l'm having trouble finishing the poem.
-Can you suggest a last line?
-l'm not a writer.

-Yet you have written many pages
since you came here.

-What else has she told you?

-You have nightmares.

-Every soldier has nightmares.

-Only one who is ashamed
of what he has done.

Νο 89

-I think he's CIA.
The CIA put him here to spy on us.

-You don't know what you're talking
about. He doesn't speak English.

If he could learn to speak, this guy.

-He can't speak English, how could he
have a meeting with a beautiful woman?
A flight attendant.
- So, she's CIA, too?
- No.
She look like a Russian.
KGB. She gave him heel of her shoes.
 













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Χεχεχε... Καλα ήταν, όσο κράτησε!
Ευχαριστώ όλους για το γέλιο που ρίξαμε :wink:
 


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